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Vyvyan had only intended to stay at Disney World long enough to hide for a bit somewhere that CLIFF wouldn't think to look for him.
After the first day, he bought a platinum annual pass, and alternated between the parks and his motorhome for a month. Aside from being a good hiding place, it turned out to be a lot of fun. He'd never had the money for this sort of thing before. He knew he wouldn't again - the reward money wouldn't last forever, though he was still managing to sell ice creams to drug addicts at night time.
Nobody paid him a great deal of attention for the first month. But there came a time, at the end of his fifth week, when a man in a white shirt leaned over to a security camera and pointed to his image.
"That's him."
The security guards peered at the fuzzy image.
"Ah, that's just Dave." one of them said.
"Dave?" the boss in the white shirt asked.
"Yeah, Dave Zaster, he's got an annual pass, I've seen it. Goes on all the rides and at the end he shouts 'THAT WAS COMPLETELY BRILLIANT!' every time. Even 'It's a Small World'."
Everyone in the room gave an involuntary shudder.
"And he's always on his own?" the boss asked. "No kids or family?"
The guards shook their heads, none remembering seeing him with anyone.
"Well I think he's either a hobo or a paedo and I want him out of the park." the boss said.
There was a mumbling among the guards.
"He seems harmless enough, boss." one said.
"Yeah, you can't throw out Dave. Besides, he's got a legit ticket."
"I don't think he's a paedo." another guard said. "But I don't think he's all there."
"Well I think he's sleeping in the parks, so I want him followed, and when you find out where he's sleeping, kick him out." the boss said.
Meanwhile, Vyvyan was peacefully enjoying his 20% off burger in the baking heat. He'd had to learn to wear sunscreen; to avoid giving away his location, he was teleporting to the nearest swamp if he needed to reset, and experimenting with resetting underwater. He hadn't been tracked yet, to his knowledge, though he had twice nearly been bitten by an alligator.
A person in a Minnie Mouse costume waved at him. He waved back. Minnie Mouse signed an autograph, and then came and sat next to him.
"Hi!" she said. "I keep seeing you around."
Vyvyan peered through the mascot's mouth and saw - just about - a girl with light brown hair and a beaming smile.
"Hi!" he replied. It was unusual for a woman to be talking to him without an excuse, and it caught him off guard. "I'm Mario." Whoops. "It's a nickname for Dave."
"Which should I call you?" the mascot asked.
"Either's fine. They just call me Mario because I see ice cream." Vyvyan said. "What's your name?"
"Minnie, obviously." the mascot said.
Was she flirting? Vyvyan couldn't quite tell. But she slipped him a piece of paper with a phone number on, and then went back to autographing random bits of paper for children who thought she was the real Minnie Mouse.
He noticed Security tailing him when it came round to closing time, so he actually bothered to walk out the park gate before finding somewhere to teleport back to his motorhome. As he sat down on the bed, he looked at the piece of paper with the phone number on. Of course, it was out of the question. Desperate men on the run couldn't get involved with girls. He saved it into his phone as Minnie Mouse, before turning his phone off again.
About an hour later, he turned it back on and sent a text. 'This is my number. Dave.'. And then he switched it off again.
About an hour later, he turned it back on again and looked at the reply.
She wanted to know if he fancied a drink in a local bar tomorrow night. But what if it was a trap? What if she was working for CLIFF? What if... what if not?
After the first day, he bought a platinum annual pass, and alternated between the parks and his motorhome for a month. Aside from being a good hiding place, it turned out to be a lot of fun. He'd never had the money for this sort of thing before. He knew he wouldn't again - the reward money wouldn't last forever, though he was still managing to sell ice creams to drug addicts at night time.
Nobody paid him a great deal of attention for the first month. But there came a time, at the end of his fifth week, when a man in a white shirt leaned over to a security camera and pointed to his image.
"That's him."
The security guards peered at the fuzzy image.
"Ah, that's just Dave." one of them said.
"Dave?" the boss in the white shirt asked.
"Yeah, Dave Zaster, he's got an annual pass, I've seen it. Goes on all the rides and at the end he shouts 'THAT WAS COMPLETELY BRILLIANT!' every time. Even 'It's a Small World'."
Everyone in the room gave an involuntary shudder.
"And he's always on his own?" the boss asked. "No kids or family?"
The guards shook their heads, none remembering seeing him with anyone.
"Well I think he's either a hobo or a paedo and I want him out of the park." the boss said.
There was a mumbling among the guards.
"He seems harmless enough, boss." one said.
"Yeah, you can't throw out Dave. Besides, he's got a legit ticket."
"I don't think he's a paedo." another guard said. "But I don't think he's all there."
"Well I think he's sleeping in the parks, so I want him followed, and when you find out where he's sleeping, kick him out." the boss said.
Meanwhile, Vyvyan was peacefully enjoying his 20% off burger in the baking heat. He'd had to learn to wear sunscreen; to avoid giving away his location, he was teleporting to the nearest swamp if he needed to reset, and experimenting with resetting underwater. He hadn't been tracked yet, to his knowledge, though he had twice nearly been bitten by an alligator.
A person in a Minnie Mouse costume waved at him. He waved back. Minnie Mouse signed an autograph, and then came and sat next to him.
"Hi!" she said. "I keep seeing you around."
Vyvyan peered through the mascot's mouth and saw - just about - a girl with light brown hair and a beaming smile.
"Hi!" he replied. It was unusual for a woman to be talking to him without an excuse, and it caught him off guard. "I'm Mario." Whoops. "It's a nickname for Dave."
"Which should I call you?" the mascot asked.
"Either's fine. They just call me Mario because I see ice cream." Vyvyan said. "What's your name?"
"Minnie, obviously." the mascot said.
Was she flirting? Vyvyan couldn't quite tell. But she slipped him a piece of paper with a phone number on, and then went back to autographing random bits of paper for children who thought she was the real Minnie Mouse.
He noticed Security tailing him when it came round to closing time, so he actually bothered to walk out the park gate before finding somewhere to teleport back to his motorhome. As he sat down on the bed, he looked at the piece of paper with the phone number on. Of course, it was out of the question. Desperate men on the run couldn't get involved with girls. He saved it into his phone as Minnie Mouse, before turning his phone off again.
About an hour later, he turned it back on and sent a text. 'This is my number. Dave.'. And then he switched it off again.
About an hour later, he turned it back on again and looked at the reply.
She wanted to know if he fancied a drink in a local bar tomorrow night. But what if it was a trap? What if she was working for CLIFF? What if... what if not?