vyvyan: (unscenechanged)
2019-05-16 09:35 pm

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Vyvyan had only intended to stay at Disney World long enough to hide for a bit somewhere that CLIFF wouldn't think to look for him.

After the first day, he bought a platinum annual pass, and alternated between the parks and his motorhome for a month. Aside from being a good hiding place, it turned out to be a lot of fun. He'd never had the money for this sort of thing before. He knew he wouldn't again - the reward money wouldn't last forever, though he was still managing to sell ice creams to drug addicts at night time.

Nobody paid him a great deal of attention for the first month. But there came a time, at the end of his fifth week, when a man in a white shirt leaned over to a security camera and pointed to his image.

"That's him."

The security guards peered at the fuzzy image.

"Ah, that's just Dave." one of them said.

"Dave?" the boss in the white shirt asked.

"Yeah, Dave Zaster, he's got an annual pass, I've seen it. Goes on all the rides and at the end he shouts 'THAT WAS COMPLETELY BRILLIANT!' every time. Even 'It's a Small World'."

Everyone in the room gave an involuntary shudder.

"And he's always on his own?" the boss asked. "No kids or family?"

The guards shook their heads, none remembering seeing him with anyone.

"Well I think he's either a hobo or a paedo and I want him out of the park." the boss said.

There was a mumbling among the guards.

"He seems harmless enough, boss." one said.

"Yeah, you can't throw out Dave. Besides, he's got a legit ticket."

"I don't think he's a paedo." another guard said. "But I don't think he's all there."

"Well I think he's sleeping in the parks, so I want him followed, and when you find out where he's sleeping, kick him out." the boss said.

Meanwhile, Vyvyan was peacefully enjoying his 20% off burger in the baking heat. He'd had to learn to wear sunscreen; to avoid giving away his location, he was teleporting to the nearest swamp if he needed to reset, and experimenting with resetting underwater. He hadn't been tracked yet, to his knowledge, though he had twice nearly been bitten by an alligator.

A person in a Minnie Mouse costume waved at him. He waved back. Minnie Mouse signed an autograph, and then came and sat next to him.

"Hi!" she said. "I keep seeing you around."

Vyvyan peered through the mascot's mouth and saw - just about - a girl with light brown hair and a beaming smile.

"Hi!" he replied. It was unusual for a woman to be talking to him without an excuse, and it caught him off guard. "I'm Mario." Whoops. "It's a nickname for Dave."

"Which should I call you?" the mascot asked.

"Either's fine. They just call me Mario because I see ice cream." Vyvyan said. "What's your name?"

"Minnie, obviously." the mascot said.

Was she flirting? Vyvyan couldn't quite tell. But she slipped him a piece of paper with a phone number on, and then went back to autographing random bits of paper for children who thought she was the real Minnie Mouse.

He noticed Security tailing him when it came round to closing time, so he actually bothered to walk out the park gate before finding somewhere to teleport back to his motorhome. As he sat down on the bed, he looked at the piece of paper with the phone number on. Of course, it was out of the question. Desperate men on the run couldn't get involved with girls. He saved it into his phone as Minnie Mouse, before turning his phone off again.

About an hour later, he turned it back on and sent a text. 'This is my number. Dave.'. And then he switched it off again.

About an hour later, he turned it back on again and looked at the reply.

She wanted to know if he fancied a drink in a local bar tomorrow night. But what if it was a trap? What if she was working for CLIFF? What if... what if not?
vyvyan: (unscenechanged)
2019-02-07 08:22 pm

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Vyvyan had been reluctant to be a burden to the Sandersons again, but with his bike shelter cover blown and another storm on the way, he had limited options. He offered to pay them with his reward money when it came through, but they wouldn't hear of it.

"You can do some jobs around the church if you want." Mrs Sanderson suggested. "You can help me make the soup for the soup kitchen on Sunday."

So Vyvyan helped her make soup. Which turned out to be a lot easier than he had thought. Perhaps he'd be able to make some to sell in his new van until ice cream season picked up again.

"Mario, how would you feel about me coming with you to pick out the van tomorrow?" Rev Sanderson suggested, on Sunday evening.

"Why?" Vyvyan asked.

"Car salesmen are notorious for taking advantage, and you may have to sign some paperwork." Rev Sanderson said.

"Oh. Yeah, good point. I mean, if you don't mind." Vyvyan said.

"Not at all."

So the next day, the preacher drove Vyvyan to a reputable car lot. And if they had been planning to cheat Vyvyan, perhaps it put them off.

"I really think you'd benefit from a bathroom, Mario." Rev Sanderson said, although he was trying not to interfere. "And a kitchen too. I mean, I know the hummer is cool, but practically."

"The motorhomes stand out though." Vyvyan said.

"How about this compact little fella?" Rev Sanderson asked. "It's black, and it looks pretty close to a regular van from the outside."

Vyvyan went inside the motorhome and had a look. It was a little bit like a hummer, except with all the useful bits in.

An hour later, he drove his new home off the lot, and parked it in the church car park to go back inside and get his things. The preacher had gone on ahead, and Vyvyan made his way round to the back door.

He was just passing the kitchen window, when something in the corner of his eye made him duck back against the wall. He teleported quickly onto the roof and peeped down through the skylight.

Mr Balowski had a gun pointed at the Rev Sanderson, who had his hands raised up in the air.

"Where is he?" Balowski said.

"Who?"

Balowski took a picture out of his pocket, not dropping the gun down for a moment, and handed it over.

"We're searching for Vyvyan Bastard, better known as Weapon V. He's a dangerous psychopath and a murderer. You and your wife are in grave danger if you're harbouring him."

Vyvyan felt his heart race. He could flee for the van now, but leaving the preacher to potentially be killed by Balowski seemed a terrible act of cowardice. Rev Sanderson stared at the picture hard.

"Sorry son, never seen him before." the preacher said.

"He's been here." Balowski said. "He has trackers on his face. At least six have been registered here. You see the little stars on his face?"

The preacher looked at it very closely.

"Now one of those I have seen."

Vyvyan felt his stomach drop. The preacher went over to a little pot on the sideboard, and pulled the stud out. "It arrived in a box of Holy Water."

"Holy Water?" Balowski asked.

"Yes. So your fugitive is probably where the water was sent from. Do you want this star?"

"No!" Balowski drew his hand back, quickly. "Can you tell me the address, please?"

"I will get it for you if you will put the gun down."

"Oh, yeah, sorry." Balowski lowered the gun. The preacher fetched the address, and Balowski left quickly.

As soon as he was about to step outside, Vyvyan teleported back into the kitchen. The preacher, who had been praying quietly, looked up, then quietly ushered Vyvyan away from the windows.

"I'm sorry, did he hurt you?" Vyvyan asked. "I didn't mean to bring danger to your door, really."

"No, he didn't. And you didn't." The preacher said. "But I saw you appear, just then, so I think it's time for some answers. Starting with who, and if you'll forgive me, what, you are."

Vyvyan hesitated.

"My name is Vyvyan Bastard. I was experimented on against my will by an organisation called CLIFF, and I now have powers I don't fully understand. I'm not a psychopath or a murderer, but when I heal myself with my powers, when I reset, I get less sane. I escaped my minder and now I'm pretty sure if they catch me, they'll kill me."

The preacher listened, paused, and held out the stud.

"And what are these?"

"Tracking chips. When I reset, they grow back somehow. I've been pulling them off and sending them around. Where did you find that one?"

"Believe it or not, it actually did arrive in the box of holy water." the preacher said. "Presumably you generated four more of them after the accident in the storm, and that's what this man tracked."

Vyvyan nodded.

"I think he could still be watching." the preacher said. "How would you feel about staying here another night until we're sure he's gone? And then you teleport into the van, and Mrs Sanderson drive it out of the car park so that he doesn't realise it's yours?"

"Why are you so kind to me?" Vyvyan asked.

"Why not be?" the preacher asked.

Good point. Vyvyan agreed to the plan, hoping that Balowski wouldn't come back in again. They locked the doors.

Before he made his escape the next morning, the preacher handed him a bottle of holy water.

"I'm not sure why, but Mr Balowski appears to be unkeen on this. Take a bottle, in case it's useful."

Vyvyan thanked him again and put it in his bag. They exchanged a brief, slightly awkward hug, before he teleported out to the motorhome to make his escape.
vyvyan: (clean)
2019-01-09 09:24 pm

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It was around the time that the mechanics asked for more money, claiming that he had given them two thousand dollars less than he had, that Vyvyan realised he was really in trouble. No money, and his ice cream van held hostage. Things were looking pretty desperate. Not only that, but the snow had melted around his bike shelter in Lake Mead, which was now freezing again.

When he got back to the bike shelter after his unsuccessful trip to the garage, he found Duster unresponsive. Which was just what he needed right now. He poked the creature a couple of times, but the eye remained closed. Was he dead? Did things like him hibernate? Duster had never eaten anything as far as he'd seen, and Vyv had no idea what actually powered him. In the end, he wrapped Duster up in as many warm things as he could find, just in case that revived him.

It was just as he finished doing this, that there was a knock on his shelter.

He couldn't teleport without standing, and the shelter wasn't tall enough. Cautiously, he opened the door.

"Hi." a man with a beard peered at him. "Mario Cornetto, right? I brought you a new coat."

Vyvyan opened the door and blinked at him. He hadn't had a coat since he lent it to the kidnapped kid. This was a good coat too, thick and warm.

"Yeah, I'm Mario. Who are you?"

"Gil Grissom. Las Vegas Crime Lab."

"A cop?" Shit.

"No, I'm a scientist." Grissom said. "I've been investigating the kidnapping of Jessica Jarvis." He held up a picture of the little girl Vyvyan had helped the other day. "I'm afraid we had to keep your coat as evidence, but we were concerned you might be cold, and possibly hurt."

Vyv emerged from the shelter and accepted the coat. "Thanks."

"Jessica said you were shot in the arm. Has anyone taken a look?"

Vyvyan looked down at his arm, where the dried blood was still on his shirt. He hadn't dared reset, with nowhere to run to.

"It just nicked me, I'll be okay." he said. "I'm not a suspect, am I? Because I was just here..."

"No no, actually I was wondering if you might be able to help me." Grissom said. "Do you think you could ID the two men?"

Vyvyan looked at him. He seemed kind, or at least curious in a non-threatening way. But he was law enforcement, and Vyvyan had no idea how good his fake paperwork was, even though the crooks who got it for him had assured him it was indistinguishable from the real thing. This guy probably had databases and stuff.

"I want to help." he said. "But I can't be seen in court. There's people who want me dead. I... I upset someone in the casinos."

"Even if you could take a look at some pictures for me that would be a great help." Grissom said.

"Oh, yeah I can do that." Vyvyan said.

He lit his little stove. Grissom sat with him, showed him some pictures and asked him some questions. He swabbed Vyvyan's arm.

"Mario, if I took you to get a new shirt, could we have that one as evidence?"

"Oh, yeah, sure." Vyvyan had sized Grissom up by this point, and decided he should be able to fight him off and get away if he needed to. If Grissom had been from CLIFF, he'd probably have neutralised Vyvyan by now. Cautiously, he locked the bike shelter and followed the CSI to his car.

"Mario, I'm not from Immigration." Grissom said, as Vyvyan warmed his hands on the heater. "And I'm not interested in how you came to the US unless you want to share that. So you don't need to worry about that."

Vyvyan glanced at him, but said nothing. Grissom continued.

"I am however concerned for your welfare. How old are you, honestly?"

"Twenty one." Vyvyan said, automatically. He had no idea how old he was; physically, he was pretty sure he was stuck permanently eighteen, chronologically he was probably nearer thirty, but he'd made sure his fake ID here was old enough to buy alcohol.

Grissom glanced at him over his glasses, rather dubious, but let it slide.

"How would you feel about us trying to arrange to get you into a shelter? Get you off the streets."

"I just need my van back." Vyvyan said. "They demanded more money."

"Explain that to me." Grissom said. Vyvyan told him how he'd been able to support himself with the ice cream truck, until the storm, and how the garage had taken all his money and then refused to give his van back. Grissom frowned, then pulled up outside a Wal-Mart and got out his wallet. He handed Vyvyan a couple of notes.

"Go get yourself a new shirt, but don't be too long about it." He glanced at his watch. "We're going to go get your van back."

Suddenly having a cop - or whatever Grissom was - on his side was looking rather attractive. Vyvyan raced to get the shirt, then came back to the car. He tried to give Grissom his change back, but the CSI wouldn't hear of it. Then, they drove around to the garage. Grissom led the way.

"CSI Gil Grissom, Las Vegas Crime Lab." He held up a badge, with a grim inspection. "I'd like to speak to the person in charge."

The mechanics looked somewhat nervous. Vyvyan watched anxiously. A person in charge eventually materialised.

"I want to see his van." Grissom indicated Vyvyan. "And all the paperwork, receipts, anything you had him sign."

The man looked at Vyvyan, and shrugged.

"Never seen him before, sorry. We don't have any van."

Vyvyan felt his stomach drop. He went out to the back, but the van was gone. Along with the rest of his stuff. He sat down on a chair and put his head in his hands. After what felt like a long time, he felt a gentle hand on his shoulder.

"Mario?"

"I swear, I had a van. It was my livelihood."

"I believe you." Grissom sat next to him. "Did you have any insurance to cover theft?"

Vyvyan shook his head.

"Come on, I'll help you file a police report."

"I can't. I've taken too many chances today already." Vyvyan said, standing up. "I told you. People want me dead. Thanks for all your help though."

Grissom dropped him back off at Lake Mead, unable to persuade him to let them try and get him into a shelter. Before he left, he left Vyvyan his card, and told him to call him if he felt he was in danger.

He checked on Duster - who had not recovered - then lay in his sleeping bag trying to work out his next move. He couldn't stay here. Grissom seemed like a nice guy, but he was still law enforcement. He counted the change in his pocket - nine dollars - and wondered if he could buy something to sell with it.

Early the next morning, there was another knock on his shelter door. He opened it, and found Grissom with another stranger.

"I didn't tell him, he already knew where you were from his daughter." Grissom said. "This is John Jarvis. He's just reminded me something this morning that might be relevant to you."

"Mr Cornetto." John offers him a hand. Vyvyan comes out and shakes it. "I'll come straight to the point. When Jessica was kidnapped, I put up a fifty thousand dollar reward for her safe return."

"You got a bank account, Mario?" Grissom asked.

"Yeah." Vyvyan said, bewildered, as the girl's father handed him a cheque for fifty thousand dollars. He stared at it. It was more money than he had ever seen in his life.

"There's going to be another storm again today." Grissom said. "The forecast is very bad. You're going to be in trouble in there. Are you sure I can't persuade you to let us get you into a shelter until the cheque clears?"

Vyvyan shook his head.

"Thank you." he said to John. Then to Grissom. "I'll go where I went once before during a storm. Thanks though."

Grissom nodded.

"Well, we'll leave you to it. But you've got my number, if you need it."

Ten minutes later, Vyvyan had gathered his things and set off. Perhaps, just perhaps, if the two men didn't land him in any more trouble, he could turn this around.
vyvyan: (unscenechanged)
2018-12-13 10:28 pm

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He ended up sleeping in some sort of bicycle rack, a metal box, in the park surrounding Lake Mead. He heated it up with the stove as best he could without getting carbon monoxide poisoning, then closed the door and settled in for a cold night.

It got colder and colder. His sleeping bag was good, but it was still cold. Just as he was beginning to think he couldn't bear it, and that he would have to reset and risk capture, there was a sudden stillness and silence and the wind stopped blowing through the cracks. He snuggled up and rested until morning.

When he tried to open the door, it was jammed. At that point, he realised that the reason it had got warmer was the bike shelter was completely buried in snow. In fact, if it stayed that way, it was almost a pleasant temperature. So although he could have pushed the snow away, he stayed in there for a bit and ate some of his supplies.

A couple of hours later, reading a comic, an odd noise made him stop. It sounded like a child crying. Why was a kid this far out in the snow? It was miles away from any shelter.

"Please, please let me go! I won't tell nobody, if they ask, I'll say I didn't see."

He pushed his way out of the shelter and blinked in the bright light of the snow. There were two men arguing, and a little girl of about six with no coat on. They all turned and looked at him in surprise. One of the men raised a gun, there was a bang, and Vyvyan felt a sharp pain in his arm.

"OI!" he made a jump towards the men, and to their surprise he was suddenly upon them, headbutting them in the face and grabbing the gun.

"Piss off!" he yelled at them. "She didn't see you, she's going home."

The men fled. Vyvyan looked down at his arm, which was bleeding, but a quick peep into his sleeve suggested that the bullet had just nicked his arm. It would heal next time he reset, which he didn't want to do right now with no van and nowhere else to shelter.

"Wow." the little girl said. "Are you a super hero?"

"No." Vyvyan took his coat off, and put it round the girl.

"This smells funny." the girl said.

"Do you want to be cold or not?" Vyvyan asked.

"Not." The girl decided.

"Come on then, let's go back to the road."

She didn't tell him what the men had done, and he didn't ask, not wanting to put her at any more risk. His mind was racing. He had to get this kid somewhere safe, but he couldn't use his powers, and people were bound to ask questions if he turned up with her. She'd obviously been kidnapped, and that would make him a suspect.

When they reached the road, he looked up and down for some signs of where to go.

"What about the call box?" the girl asked.

"Call box?"

"The one the men used."

"Which way?"

The girl pointed to the right, and they went further down the road. Vyvyan dug into his pocket and pulled out some loose change.

"You call your Mom, or someone, tell them where to pick you up. I don't want to be here if the cops turn up, but I'll stay nearby and I won't leave until someone collects you and you give me the thumbs up that it's not another kidnapper."

"Why don't you want to be here? Are you a criminal?"

"No." Vyvyan said. "Bad people want to hurt me too. That's why I'm homeless."

"You could come live in my closet?" the girl said.

"That's very sweet of you, but your Mom would soon smell me." Vyvyan said.

She made the call and came out to tell him that her Dad was on his way with the cops. He climbed up into a tree.

"Remember. Thumbs up to tell me it's a safe person." he said.

"Okay. Thanks Mr Cornetto."

About ten minutes later, a swarm of cop cars appeared in the road. He watched the little girl, who hugged a man in a plain jacket, and then she turned and gave him the thumbs up. He waved to her, jumped out of the tree and teleported as he dropped into a bush. By the time the cops came over to investigate, he was long gone.
vyvyan: (unscenechanged)
2018-12-04 09:06 pm

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He could hear them laughing. Poor dumb Brit, didn't even know how that banks had machines to count coins.

The first bank he visited wouldn't count the coins without him opening an account, which he didn't really want to do with a bunch of fake ID and no address. The second bank was rather more helpful. The clerk at the desk listened to his predicament.

"Is there anyone whose address you could use for your mail? A church for example?"

Vyvyan hesitated. That preacher he stayed the weekend with probably wouldn't mind. He gave Reverend Sanderson's address and made a mental note to go and tell him when he got the chance.

"All right, Mr Cornetto, let's see about those coins."

He helped the clerk lug the sack of coins. She poured them into a sorting machine, which took quite a while.

"I make that eight hundred and sixty dollars." she said.

"I have more."

After dragging another ten bags of coins to the bank, he had just enough to go back to the garage and give them a cheque for repairs of his van. There was fifteen dollars left over.

"Where are you going to sleep?" the clerk asked him, as she explained to him how to write out a cheque and helped him with the spelling. "If you live in the van."

"Dunno." Vyvyan said. "Tree, probably."

"In a tree? In December?" the clerk looked alarmed.

"I was joking." Vyvyan lied. "I'll stay with a mate."

As he dropped the van off, he collected the large backpack of essentials he'd had prepared for a while. He'd always known that if he lost the van for any reason, he'd be in trouble, and would need shelter quickly, so the bag contained a tent, a small gas camping stove, and a couple of essentials. And of course Duster, who was getting used to pretending to be a lamp.

Once he was out of sight, he teleported to Don's drug den. Don would probably let him join the party for one night even without taking any drugs. He'd never been inside before but people seemed to be having a good time, or at least, they kept coming back for more, stopping at his van as they came and went to buy ice creams and condoms and coffee.

As he approached the door, he hesitated. The door knocker was growing eyes and a mouth; a puppet-like effect that tended to happen to objects in Vyvyan's presence.

"I wouldn't, if I were you." the knocker said.

"Why?" Vyvyan asked.

"Look upstairs." the knocker told him.

It was usual for inanimate objects to talk around Vyvyan. It was far less usual for them to say anything useful. He put the bag down, and teleported up to the roof, then lowered himself down on the drainpipe to look through the window.

It wasn't a party in there.

By the time Don heard a noise and opened the door, Vyvyan had long gone.

***

"We have a new lead on Weapon V."

In a dimly-lit room full of computer screens sat a man with wispy brown hair, with just a hint of grey.

"This better be good, Balowski." he said.

"Well, you know how he's pulling off the tracking chips after each reset and putting them on vehicles?" Mr Balowski said. "Well, we've analysed the routes of the vehicles, and the majority are passing through Highway 15. Which puts him most likely somewhere between Los Angeles and Salt Lake City."

"What's his teleportation range?"

"About a mile, when he's newly reset."

The man with the wispy brown hair pulled up a map on the screen. On it were dozens of blinking dots, mostly in America but a few in other countries.

"What about these others? How's he moving them?"

"He's attaching them to keyrings and putting them in something called 'Geocaches'." Mr Balowski said. "It's some sort of treasure hunting game. Random people are picking them up and moving them around."

"He's pissing us around." the man snapped suddenly. "I want this screen watching twenty four hours a day. Focus on those three states, and look for the next time he resets, when four new spikes appear. I want him caught by Christmas. Now get Mike in here."

Shortly after, Mike entered, with a look of caution.

"Has Weapon V contacted home?" the man asked him.

"No sir."

"You had better not be lying, Mike."

"I'm not." Mike said. "Though I've told you before, I think you should let Vyvyan go. He's been gone for months, and he's clearly not dangerous or he would have been caught by now, or at least sighted."

"He knows about CLIFF." the man said.

"He clearly hasn't told anyone. And anyway, who would believe him?" Mike said.

"It's too much of a risk. He's behaving himself now, but who's to say that will continue? He's semi-immortal, he's going to be young forever. What if he gets a girl pregnant? We don't even know how his offspring would turn out."

Mike shuddered. It was a pretty ghastly thought.

"Sir, if you do catch him, what will you do to him?"

The man paused, and sighed.

"Look Mike, you know the condition we released him the first time was that you were responsible for making sure he was monitored at all times. He'll be contained until we've assessed his psychological state."

"And then?"

"He'll either be released with proper supervision or sent to a secure psychiatric unit, depending on what kind of state he's in. If he escapes again, he'll be terminated. And in case you're wondering, yes, we do have a facility he couldn't break or teleport out of."

Mike nodded.

"Stop feeling sorry for him." the man warned. "And don't ask too many questions. You're lucky we let you walk around unsupervised, Weapon M. You may go."

Mike left the building deep in thought. It was a short walk home - CLIFF didn't like them to live too far from the facility. As he got to the lobby of the apartment block, Neil was just arriving home from work. In the absence of Vyvyan, who had been the only wage earner, they had drawn straws and then beaten Neil up until he agreed to go out and get a job. He was now working in an organic vegan health food shop, selling lentils, peas and other recipes for flatulence.

"Where've you been, Mike?" Neil asked, as they trudged up the stairs.

"Looking for Vyv and Duster." Mike said.

"Did you find them?"

"Clearly not, Neil."

"Oh well, I guess he'd only complain about the supper I'm about to make anyway."

"Is it lentils?"

"Yeah."

A few days later, Mike mailed his Christmas cards. He made a careful stop at the bank to convert twenty pounds to Australian currency, slipped it into one of the cards with an addressed envelope and some very specific instructions, and mailed it to Australia.
vyvyan: (unscenechanged)
2018-11-21 08:41 pm

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Admittedly, Vyvyan had guessed that sitting outside in an ice cream van in a storm was probably a bad idea. But he now had a decent amount of stuff in there, and he didn't want it going missing.

What he hadn't realised was that American storms weren't like the ones you got in London (apart from the flood that reached the second floor of their house.) London storms were generally people whinging about a bit of wind and rain. This was a full on blizzard. Which aside from being uncomfortable, was also bad for selling ice cream.

He was just settling down for a long night when the street lamp came through the window. It happened so quickly, he didn't have time to stop it from clocking him straight in the face.

***

"IT'S A MIRACLE!"

Vyvyan opened his eyes. He was lying on the floor of what looked like a church, and a very overexcitable preacher was staring down at him in wonder.

"Child, I dragged you from your truck, and when you came into the House of God, you were cured!" the preacher declared. "Praise the Lord!"

"OH FUCK!" Vyvyan yelled, sitting up.

"Language, my son!" the preacher chastised, gently. "It is a wonderful thing to be a miracle! We must tell everyone!"

"No!" Vyvyan grabbed him by the sleeve. "You mustn't tell anyone!"

"Why not?" the preacher asked.

"Because... because I sell ice cream to a lot of drug addicts." Vyvyan said. "You must have touched drugs on my van, and that's why you saw wounds."

The preacher looked slightly baffled by the explanation. Vyvyan continued.

"Look, I don't deal drugs, I just feed people, but I'll get in trouble if you start blabbing about it."

"You go out of your way to feed the needy, the outcasts of society?" the preacher asked.

Vyvyan looked him in the eye.

"I'm not a good man, vicar. I just sell ice cream and live in a van. Thank you for going out in the blizzard to rescue me, but I'll be fine."

He got up and walked towards the door of the church.

"You can't go out in this! You'll freeze to death!" the preacher insisted. "Please, stay and eat with my wife and I tonight. Spend the night here. We won't tell anyone you are here."

The blizzard raged for two more days. Vyvyan kept a close eye on the windows, checking his van was still there and that there were no signs of CLIFF tracking him down. As the snow died down, he thanked the Reverend Sanderson and tried to give him a handful of coins. But the preacher would not accept them, and clutched Vyvyan's hand as he gave them back.

"Mario, let us help you find somewhere proper to live." he urged. "The winter will only get harder."

"No." Vyvyan said. "I've told you, people want me dead."

"You'll be dead living in that van all winter."

"I'll drive somewhere warmer. It's a big country." Vyvyan said.

His van was half buried when he went out. He lifted it off the ground, as if it were light as a feather, and set it on top of the snow. He looked around, and saw a small child staring at him, dropping half of his snowman on the floor.

He pointed at the child.

"You didn't see nothing. You're on drugs. Drugs!" He got back in the van, which by a true miracle still started, and drove off.
vyvyan: (clean)
2018-09-02 08:02 pm

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Vyvyan had never had so much money. Part of him realised he should never have tried to be a doctor in the first place, given that ice cream man made so much more. Of course, he also realised that after summer ended, he was going to have to branch into something else. Would people pay for lentil casserole?

He'd decked out his ice cream van just as he liked it. Portable TV, decent camp bed. He'd even hooked up a camp shower on the back, which worked quite well so long as he'd found something to fill it up with from time to time. There wasn't a toilet, but he wasn't too worried about that.

He began to wonder more and more about the future. He couldn't get an apartment easily, because that was too risky. But if he left everything in the van, and it got stolen or caught fire, he'd then be left with nothing. Fortunately, money seemed to grease the wheels. It wasn't difficult to rent a couple of storage units, in different places, to hide some money and basic supplies. He'd looked into living in one for the winter, but turned out that was illegal.

One evening, as he is lying in the camp bed watching Wheel of Fortune, there is a knock on the window shutter. This isn't unusual, because of where he parks.

"What'll it be?" he asks, pulling the shutters up.

"Mario, you're taking money out of my family's mouths, man." the seedy chap at the window says. Vyvyan, who has never bothered to paint over the 'Mario's' on his ice cream van, leans on the counter.

"I'm not illegally parked, Don. If your customers choose to spend their money here that's up to them. Besides, you know I bring in more trade, that's why you haven't shot me."

"Yeah, that was before you started charging twenty dollars for a 'Best ice cream in the world'." Don complains.

"I'm not making them buy it, they could get an ordinary cone." Vyvyan says, cleaning the counter with a rag. He's seen ice cream people do this on tv. Of course, he's never actually cleaned the rag.

It was a stroke of genius, he reckons, finding Don's drug den. Turns out that what people really want in the middle of the night when they're off their face is an ice cream, and he can name his price. Don, who had found his customer numbers increased by about 25% when Vyvyan parked on the same street, generally tolerated him, but complained at times that Vyvyan was taking the piss.

"Hey, Don. Where's the best place for a guy like me to spend the winter?" he asks, offering Don a cigarette. "Somewhere the cops won't bother me."

"You could just drive South, Florida's nice." Don says, lighting the cigarette. "Probably warm enough that you could keep selling."

"Seriously?"

"Yeah. And you could go see Disneyland. You'd probably like that, kid." Don said, softening up. "Seriously, Mario, you're making a fortune, why are you living in that van?"

Vyvyan takes a drag on his cigarette. Don is the closest thing he's made to a friend out here.

"Someone wants me dead." He says, simply. "I have to keep moving, I'll be out of your hair soon."

"Who wants you dead?" Don asks.

"Masons." Vyvyan lies.

"Jeez, they got branches all over. The hell you do?"

"You don't wanna know. Anyway, you buying an ice cream or not? Because I'm missing Wheel of Fortune."

Don glances at the board.

"Go on then, the one shaped like a football, but I want your daytime prices."
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2018-07-07 08:43 pm

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It was only a matter of time before he would reset, that was inevitable. It would only take a lapse in concentration of a second, stepping through a door, maybe even around a corner. And then, Vyvyan was sure, the studs would be back and he would be trackable again.

Which presented three thoughts. Firstly, what was the range of the tracking? If it was satellite, CLIFF would get a hit as soon as he reset. If it was local and using a device carried by Mike, well, they would probably never find him.

Secondly, assuming they did track him, they would still have to catch up with him, so once he reset he would need to move fast. The limit of his teleportation was about a mile at most, less if it was a few days since he reset, and he needed to be able to visualise his destination. He may well be able to outrun them though. But if he needed to be on the move, there was no point in renting an apartment.

Thirdly, if they did catch him, they would kill him.

The obvious answer was a vehicle. So after spending the night in an actual hotel, he took what was left of his savings and shoebox money to the first car dealership he found. He'd had the foresight to get a fake driving licence anyway. Hard to go on the run if you can't drive.

How did the A-Team do it? Big black van that they exploded through things in and plenty of access to helicopters? Well, there was nothing that fancy in his price range, and besides, it was hardly undercover if you went around in a giant black van.

He looked at nondescript white vans. He could drive it, and sleep in it, and that would probably keep him safe.

But then he spotted the ice cream van. A van with a freezer might come in handy for storing food in. Or dead bodies. Hopefully it wouldn't come to dead bodies, though.

An hour later he drove off in the van, with Duster wheeling excitedly across the floor in the back.

A minute after that he remembered that they drive on the right in this country, and they got off to a better start.

He'd picked Las Vegas as his starting point because he'd heard the hotels were cheap. Other than that, he didn't really know where else to go. So the first thing he did was to get gas, a road map, and stock up his freezer with some food. He threw in an actual tub of ice cream and some cones for good measure, and because it was baking hot here. He parked the van and started looking at the map to decide where to go next. Money was going to run out soon, but there was bound to be cash in hand jobs along the way for a guy capable of pushing walls with his bare hands.

Tap tap tap

Vyvyan looks up. Someone is tapping on the window on the side of the van. He opens it. A small child looks up at him.

"What?" he asked.

"Ice cweem pweese!" the small child said, between sucking his thumb and hopping from one leg to the other.

Oh yeah. Crap. Vyvyan dug the tub of vanilla ice cream out of the freezer and the cones, and scooped a handful of the ice cream into the cone out of vision of the child. Should have bought spoons.

"Er... that's a dollar." he said, having no idea what the currency round here is worth. But the kid seemed happy with that, and handed him the grubby quarters, before going off happily licking his ice cream.

Vyvyan looked at the coins.

He drove to the next convenience store and spent the last of his money on five more tubs of ice cream and a spoon. And then he parked next to the playground.

Two hours later, he bought another ten tubs and some sprinkles and sauce.

At the end of the day, he stared at the money in one of the empty tubs. He hadn't counted it yet, but he knew it was about what he made in a week in his last job.

He made one more shopping trip to the shiny new 'Walmart' shop he'd passed nearby, to get a camp bed and a portable TV. He and Duster spent the evening sitting on the camp bed watching television.

This could work.
vyvyan: (yeaaah)
2018-06-11 08:33 pm

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Vyvyan didn't know who had given him the five thousand dollars in a shoebox with fireworks. But nobody had demanded it back, so he quietly traded some of it in for a pair of bags, a false passport, and plane tickets to America. With his own savings, he bought plane tickets to France.

"What are you going to France for?" Neil asks him, as he packs.

"To get pissed and shag foreign chicks." Vyvyan says. "Why else?"

"You shouldn't call them chicks, it's sexist." Rick sneers. Vyvyan ignores him.

"I'll see you on Monday." he says, slinging one of the bags over his shoulder.

He knows that Mike won't follow him right away. He's been watching, and Mike normally sets off about a minute later. It gives him just enough time to teleport back into the broom cupboard to pick up Duster and put him in the bag, teleport out again and go off to the tube station.

He nods at the member of staff on duty at the station. It's been a good place to work; shouting at people on the tanoy is the first job he's ever been good at, and he regrets leaving without saying anything. He'd even made a friend: Steve hadn't even wanted any money for what he was about to do next when Vyvyan had told him some dodgy geezer kept following him.

One minute after Vyvyan gets on the tube train, the station is hit by a sudden unexplained signal failure. When Vyvyan gets off the train, he sees the signal failure on the notice board. Good. That should hold Mike off for at least fifteen minutes.

At the airport, he checks in for the America flight. He then checks in for the France flight. He ducks into a bathroom, and climbs up to dislodge a ceiling tile. He slips the inner of the two bags out, checks Duster (who peers at him with trusting bewilderment) and stores the creature in the ceiling. He shoves loads of toilet paper into the identical bag, and goes to the baggage check.

As he goes through the metal detector, the studs in his forehead set it off. He makes sure to announce loudly to the guard that they don't come off, and sticks his head back through to demonstrate. His bag attracts no attention.

The other side, he nips into another bathroom, teleports back to the first bathroom, and switches the two bags. He teleports back the other side of baggage check with Duster securely stashed, then goes to the gate for the France flight.

The studs on his forehead are a problem he has been worrying about. They certainly have something to do with his powers. But he's pretty sure they're the also way that Mike tracks him. When he doesn't reset for a week, he can take them out; but as soon as he resets, they grow back. Worse, when he takes them all out, he can't teleport. He's fairly sure that Mike won't be able to get through the baggage check, but he could be able to tell which plane Vyvyan has got on. Or at least, his studs.

This is the part that could get him arrested. He takes the studs out and looks for a likely candidate. Eventually he spots a woman sitting near the gate for the France plane, distracted by some twins who look about six, and manages to drop them in her bag while she isn't looking. He gets up and casually walks off to the duty free shop, then goes to the gate for the America plane at the last moment. He flashes his ticket and passport and gets on.

Nobody stops him. He can see the France plane departing out of the window. Duster makes an excited little high pitched noise, which the passenger next to him looks around for.

Minutes later, they're in the sky, either to escape, or die trying.
vyvyan: (yeaaah)
2017-09-06 09:38 pm

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The town hall is crowded, and people give Vyvyan the usual evil glare as he walks through. It doesn't help that he's reset too recently, after Rick shoved him through a wall, meaning that he's got his usual ghastly odour. Bastard.

"Yes?" the woman behind the counter asks, glaring at him and getting out some air spray.

"I want a copy of my birth certificate please." Vyvyan says.

The woman makes him try and fill in a form, which he struggles with, and show his driving licence.

"Thank you. Four to six weeks." the woman says.

"What? That's no good, I need to know my date of birth." Vyvyan says.

"You don't know your date of birth?" the woman raises an eyebrow.

"I don't care about the day, I just want the year." Vyvyan says.

People behind him begin to snigger. He barely contains the urge to smash the place up. He knows what they're thinking. How can anyone not know their date of birth?

"It should be on your driving licence." the woman says, irritably.

Vyvyan looks at his licence.

"Well it isn't." He says, showing her. "Look. I need to know how old I am."

"You don't know how old you are?" she starts to laugh.

"Yes, what part of that don't you understand, you patronising middle-class shit?" Vyvyan yells.

They throw him out. Of course they throw him out.

He's never had a birthday party, so how is he meant to know when his birthday is? Okay, sure, every now and again as a kid he said it was his birthday, so that people wouldn't realise he didn't know. He knows Mum doesn't know, because he's asked her before. A wave of anger rushes over him. What kind of mother doesn't even know her own son's birthday.

He'd asked Neil and Rick what age they were. Rick had said that was 'a bit personal', which was stupid, and probably meant he didn't know either. Neil had said he was eighteen. Vyvyan knew that wasn't correct. They were at university at least three years before they all got kicked out, and Neil certainly wasn't fifteen when they started. That was how they started the argument that ended up with Rick shoving him through the wall. Great. No chance of getting their security deposit back now.

***

Back in his Milliways Man Cave, he turns on the video camera to update with his latest findings.

"I estimate our ages to be somewhere between twenty one and thirty. My mum is still aging. So are Neil's parents. Whatever this is, it keeps us young.

"Here's what I know so far.

"Something happened to us in our late teens before we turned eighteen. The last age I can remember being before I started university was about fifteen or sixteen. But, I didn't always get my birthday right, so it's possible I didn't lose a whole year. Maybe I just didn't realise I was seventeen.

"I don't remember applying to Scumbag College and the form you have to do it is too complicated for me to fill in. I don't have the qualifications for medical school. So someone got me in there. And someone let me stay.

"Mike keeps telling me to stop asking questions. I think he knows something I don't.

"My mum knows something but she won't say what. She quoted a Cliff Richard song, the Young Ones. Rick called us that once before, when I was about to crash the bus off the cliff..."

He pauses the camera for a moment. Then starts again.

"Something has always bothered me about that bus crash. When I looked up, and saw Cliff Richard on that poster at the side of the road, I couldn't stop. We all stared straight at it. We went straight through the middle, I didn't even brake. Why? Why didn't I brake?"

***

When he steps back into his own world, Neil is cleaning up some of the mess from the broken wall. Mike is home now, and Vyvyan goes up to him.

"Have you got a job yet?"

"Working on it." Mike says.

"Mike, how old are you?" Vyvyan asks. "What year were you born?"

"I'm the same age as you." Mike says. "Why?"

"I don't know how old I am." Vyvyan says. "I'm trying to work some stuff out."

Mike stares at him. Vyvyan goes to his own room, and sits on the horrible tatty bed. It's still better than sleeping on the floor as he was the best part of a year. After about fifteen minutes, he hears a banging noise, and then the record player being turned on.

It's the Young Ones, by Cliff Richard.

He gets up and goes back into the living room. The record player is playing, alone, and someone has hung a sheet on the wall on a washing line attached with two nails. And right in the middle is that same picture, stuck to the sheet with selotape.

Cliff.

A second later, there is a sharp pain in the back of his head, then sudden darkness.

Mike takes the silencer off his gun, and tucks the gun back in his pocket. He pulls the sheet off the wall, blood and all, then picks up Vyvyan, shuts his own eyes, and chucks him back through the doorway into the hallway.

Mike opens his eyes and looks at the unconscious Vyvyan. The bullet wound is already gone. Good. Killing him completely would be a pain, since he's the only one paying any rent at the moment and it takes him ages to get back to a useful state when he dies properly. He gives Vyvyan a prod with his foot.

"Wakey wakey."

Vyvyan opens his eyes and sits up. He's got a banging headache and the first thing he does is to vomit all over the floor.

"Oh nice one, Vyvyan, can't you hold your drink?" Mike asks, watching him carefully. "Neil's not going to thank you for making him clean that up."

Vyvyan takes a breath. What just happened? Is he hung over? He doesn't feel hung over. He feels like he did the time Wilford shot him at point blank range...

And suddenly, he's on his feet. He grabs Mike by the throat, and forces him into the wall.

"You shot me."

"What?"

"You shot me." Vyvyan says. "You tried to make me do a full reset. I was getting close, wasn't I? You know what happened to us."

"No, I don't..." Mike protests.

Vyvyan reaches into his pocket, pulls out the gun, and holds it to Mike's head. "I can do this as many times as it takes."

"All right!" Mike puts his hands up. "I don't know all of it, okay? But I'll tell you what I do know."

Vyvyan lets him go, but keeps the gun. Mike takes a deep breath.

"You're a test subject. We all are." he says. "For immortality. Scumbag College was observing us until the project ended. You're still being tracked but you're not being watched."

"Immortality?" Vyvyan asks.

"Yeah. We're involved with something called the CLinical Institute of Forever Fledglings. CLIFF." Mike says.

"How do you know about this?" Vyvyan asks.

"Because I signed up for it." Mike says. "I wanted to be young and handsome and get all the girls. You three didn't know."

Mike is quiet for a moment, then continues.

"They did me first. They weren't happy with the results, said I didn't have enough powers. They started looking for volunteers but they were struggling. Then Rick's parents approached them, said they'd give their permission if they could make Rick stay their little boy forever. They never told Rick."

"And Neil?" Vyvyan asks.

"His parents signed him up too, in the hope that immortality would keep him safe from himself." Mike says.

"What about me?" Vyvyan asks.

"You were in the gutter. They picked you because nobody would miss you, and then paid your mum off to keep quiet. You were the last one. They succeeded in giving you all the powers they meant to give the four of us, but they didn't bank on you going quite so insane. That's when they put the four of us together. They only agreed to let you loose if I carried the gun just in case."

Vyvyan glances at him. So he was picked because he was disposable. Nice.

"You need to stop asking questions now." Mike says. "You know all you need to."

"Or what?"

"Bloody hell, Vyvyan, they've tried to kill us at least three times." Mike says.

"You tried to kill me tonight." Vyvyan says.

"No I didn't." Mike says. "I'm about the only one who knows how, and I didn't, did I?"

"I'm keeping the gun." Vyvyan says.

"You're not. They find out I'm not capable of neutralising you any more, they'll put both of us down." Mike says. "Permanently. And probably Rick and Neil too."

Vyvyan looks him in the eye, then reluctantly hands over the gun.

"No more questions, right?" Mike says, pleading.

"No more. For now." Vyvyan says. "But if you ever shoot me again, I'll leave you so no girl will ever look at you again."
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2017-08-28 08:56 pm

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There's one useful thing about having a very distinctive style. Stick a woolly hat on, and you're almost unrecognisable.

Vyvyan had made his mind up how go to about it during his work shift.

"The Circle Line is delayed by fifteen minutes due to a faulty signal." he announces into the microphone on his final job of the afternoon. "There's nothing we can do to make it faster, so shut up and stop complaining!"

He puts the hat on as he leaves, saying goodnight to his boss, and walks down to Scumbag College. A woman glances up at him.

"Yes?"

"Can I have a form, please?" Vyvyan asks.

"What kind of form?"

"The type to become a student here." Vyvyan says, managing not to add an insult on the end.

She hands him a form with a dirty look and he takes it away. He looks at it carefully in the student centre. The first thing that becomes apparent quickly is that while he can read some of it, there's no way he filled this in on his own. Which means either someone helped him and he can't remember, or someone did it for him.

He goes back to the desk.

"Where's the... like... adviser?"

She sends him over to 'Learning Support'. He's confident nobody here will recognise him, even if he hadn't had the hat on. He hardly ever showed up to class. He failed all his exams. He certainly never set foot in 'Learning Support'. So it's easy to pretend he's a new student. He still looks eighteen.

He hesitates for a moment outside the door, as another thought crosses his mind.

How old even is he? How many years has this been going on for exactly?

He knocks at the door and goes in. An elderly gentleman waves him in.

"Hallo! I'm Roland." the man says. "Come to talk about your careers options, eh?"

"Er, yeah." Vyvyan says. "My name's... Jim and I'm thinking of being a medical student. I'm just wondering if you have to be able to read and write good."

Roland looks at him kindly.

"I'm not sure you'll be able to keep up with the demands of medical school without being able to read and write well. Do you have any O levels, or CSEs?"

"No." Vyvyan says.

"Well, Jim, I admire your spirit. You might need to set your sights a little bit lower. We do have evening classes for improving reading and writing, if you're interested?"

Vyvyan feels himself suddenly getting sidetracked, but he does take the details. That might come in handy later. He thanks Roland, and goes outside for a smoke.

So. He can't have enrolled as a medical student under normal circumstances. So does that mean that either his enrolment was pushed through, or was he never a real student here? But he got a grant, and he got paperwork from them, and they let him into the classes he did show up to.

He sat exams with his name on. So he must have been enrolled on the course. So either someone lied to get him here, or someone here knows something about him.

Quickly, he gets up and leaves. If it's someone here that is part of it, then it's not safe to hang around here. He goes back on the underground, avoiding the fated Circle Line and its signal failure, and pops out near where he used to live, taking a few streets on foot to the pub they used to frequent. He hopes his mum still works there.

She does.

He has to wait a few minutes for her to be free. But then he gets her in a quiet corner.

"Mum, how did I get into uni?" he asks. "I can't remember."

"Don't be silly, Vyvyan." Mum says, pouring a pint.

"No, really. Did you help me with the form?" Vyvyan presses. "Did I apply when I was back home with you, or was I in care? How did I get in when I don't have any CSEs or O levels?"

"Vyvyan." Mum's voice is quiet now, serious. "Don't ask."

"How did I get my powers, Mum? When did it happen? Why don't I remember?" Vyvyan asks, urgently.

Mum puts her hands on his shoulders suddenly.

"Oh my darling, can't you see?"

"Can't I see what?" Vyvyan asks.

But she shakes her head and moves off down the bar. Not that Vyvyan expected much from her. Maybe she doesn't know. Maybe a social worker filled in the form.

He gets home late. Mike eyes him when he goes through the door, but says nothing. Nearby, Neil is petting Duster, the little alien thing Vyvyan rescued from Wilford a few weeks back. The lads had accepted the presence of Vyv's new pet without a great deal of questioning, since Duster wasn't anything like as weird as some of the other stuff in their world anyway. Vyvyan had just told them Duster was a really deformed dog.

Neil loved him - they had decided between them that Duster was probably a boy - whatever he was. While Vyvyan was at work, Duster followed Neil around and listened to Neil talk about his feelings. Otherwise, Duster could generally be found with whoever was watching television.

When Vyvyan returns, Duster shoots up to him, because as his rescuer, Vyvyan is still his favourite person. Vyv pets Duster above the eyeball.

"Where's dinner, you bastard?" Vyv asks Neil, to try and make himself feel more normal. To try and pretend to Mike that things are more normal, because Mike is watching him intently. Rick is upstairs, his stupid Cliff Richard LP blaring.

Once in every lifetime
Comes a love like this.
I need you and you need me.
Oh my darling can't you see.


Vyvyan goes upstairs. He bursts into Rick's room, without knocking.

"What song is that?"

"What?" Rick snaps.

"What song is that?" Vyvyan demands.

"The Young Ones, by Cliff Richard." Rick says. "Why?"

"No reason." Vyvyan says, going back downstairs again without bothering to close the door.
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2017-08-26 09:49 pm

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After talking to Jim, Vyvyan goes home, makes his way straight to his room, and shuts the door.

It's a horrible little room, barely the size of a large cupboard. With only one of them working, it was hard to find anything for four people. He could, of course, have ditched the other three, but something Mike had urged him before had made him decide against it.

They are, as far as they knew, the only four of their kind.

Mike had freaked out when Vyvyan had started trying not to scene change, trying not to reset back to his usual insane self. He'd said whatever was behind their resetting powers, it probably wasn't to be messed with. Vyvyan had been forced to admit that Mike might be right, and had allowed himself to scene change when his powers started to weaken, at very least every couple of weeks, though more often it happened because he forgot to concentrate.

Jim has just made him realise something else.

He was a kid once. Of course he was. They all were. But at some point, he must have stopped being a kid, and become a perpetually resetting young adult. Not only that, but all the super strength, and being basically invulnerable, he didn't have any of those as a child.

If you suddenly developed superpowers, wouldn't you remember it?

He goes to nick some paper from the room that Rick and Neil are sharing. As the only one paying the rent, he was adamant that he wasn't going to be the one that shared. But his writing isn't good enough to put down enough words of what he's thinking, so he goes downstairs to find Mike.

"Mike?"

"What?" Mike asks.

"Where did we meet?"

Mike stares at him. "What are you on about?"

"Where did we meet?" Vyvyan asks. "It's just... I don't remember us ever meeting. I remember us going to the first house together, but I don't remember us ever going 'Hello, my name is Vyvyan' and all that shit."

"We were probably drunk." Mike says.

Oh. Yeah. Actually that could be a point.

But that doesn't quite make sense either. Could he have been drunk enough to forget ever having even applied to university.

Mike is staring at him. "You ill or something? You look a bit queasy."

He does feel a bit queasy. Suddenly realising a chunk of your memory is missing will do that to a man.

He doesn't get any more sense out of Neil or Rick as to how they met. Rick just babbles on about being dropped off at the house by his parents with all his stuff and them kissing him goodbye and everything being one incredible party. Neil just tells him how much of a dark shadow was over his life back then and he can't specifically remember.

Half an hour later, Vyvyan heads back to the bar, and goes straight to his man cave. Fortunately, the video camera Teja gave him was not one of the things that got nicked when he was robbed, though that makes no sense to him.

He starts a new video and faces the camera.

He hesitates for a moment, then says.

"I need to record this. There is a gap in my memory.

"I grew up with my mum like a normal kid, with no super powers. Well, I say normal, we didn't really have anything and I was on my own a lot and... well, I remember just fine until I was about fifteen or sixteen, and then at some point, I got taken into care and..."

He pauses the video for a moment, thinking, then presses record again.

"I went into a couple of foster homes, not for very long, and then I ran away back to Mum's for a bit, and then they tried to take me into care again, and then there's this gap. I remember moving into the house with the others, but I don't remember applying to university... I mean, I can barely read and write, how did that even happen?"

He rubs his forehead, coming into contact with the studs in his forehead.

"I... I don't even remember getting these. How can you get a bunch of piercings and not remember?"

He pauses the camera again and just sits quietly thinking for a moment. Then he presses the button one more time.

"There's only three explanations I can think of. Either I can't remember because I'm mad, or I can't remember because I had an accident, or I can't remember because someone wiped my memory. But whatever it was it seems to have happened to all four of us, except for some reason I have more strength powers than the rest of them."

He turns the camera off. What's the use of this? Where can he even start to try and find out what happened?

It's all too much.

He gets the half bottle of vodka he's got tucked away in a corner and lies down on the blanket in the corner. This is still a better bed than he's got at home, and at least the little orange guys clean it for him if he takes it inside.

But it's of minimal comfort. He just doesn't know what to do.
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2016-11-28 09:39 pm

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"What the ruddy hell happened to your hair?" Rick scoffs, when Vyvyan comes back into the squat. Vyv blinks for a moment, then remembers - holding off the scene change is getting to be a better habit but the guys have never seen him looking even remotely clean before.

"I washed it." he says, climbing over a pile of rubbish.

"You look like a girl." Rick says.

"Well you look like a turd." Vyv says back. "Where's Mike?"

He looks around the derelict pub. It was abandoned before they took shelter in it - sadly, without any booze left - and it's only got dirtier since. Neil doesn't even bother trying to clean it any more. There wasn't much in the way of proper furniture left when they moved in, and there's no central heating. Since it got colder, they've all just slept in what used to be the bar, which has a fireplace. Vyv really has the best 'bed', on top of the broken pool table, and that was only because he cheated at Monopoly.

"He's upstairs, probably got a dirty magazine." Rick says. "Why?"

"Because I want to talk to him, and I don't want you listening behind the door." Vyvyan says, marching up the stairs. Half way up, Neil is sitting with his head in his hands. Vyv doesn't bother to ask why, but he doesn't hit him over the head with anything either.

Mike isn't actually masturbating when Vyv goes into his room without knocking, which is something of a relief.

"Mike, I'm fed up." he says, sitting down on Mike's floor.

"What happened to your hair?" Mike asks.

"I'm trying not to scene change." Vyvyan says. He explains what happened in the Bar - a place Mike knows about - and what happened when he didn't change scene for a week.

"You're playing with fire, Vyvyan." Mike says. "You do realise that if you don't scene change, you're probably going to age?"

"I can't do this any more, Mike." Vyvyan says. "I'm fed up with the filth."

"Who says you have a choice?" Mike demands. "We're all in this together Vyvyan. And you generate more mess than the rest of us anyway."

Mike is looking at him with caution. This isn't unusual, given that they have been quite aware for - nobody is quite sure how many years - that Vyvyan is clinically insane and fluctuates between manic and risk-taking and lethargic and destructive.

"I've got a job interview." Vyv says after a moment. "For the Underground. I need to be clean."

"They're not letting you drive are they?"

"No no, customer service." Vyv says. "They need someone to tell people to piss off."

"Does sound up your street." Mike admits. "But Vyv, we can't change what we are. You don't know what will happen. If you stop scene changing, you might not be invulnerable any more."

"Don't tell the others." Vyvyan says. "If I can earn our way out of this squat I'll bring you with me."

He grimaces slightly as he says this. They aren't exactly his favourite people, but Mike has a point. They are all trapped in the same cycle of never-ending scene changes. It probably makes sense to stick together.

"We could do with the money, but be careful." Mike admits.

Vyv goes to his room, to look for something to wear for the job interview. Nothing suitable. Nothing clean.

He goes back to the main room. Mike, Rick and Neil look up as he comes down the stairs.

"Rick, I need to borrow some of your clothes." he says.

"Why?" Rick asks, suspiciously.

"I'm going on a date." Vyv says, marching back up the stairs, going into Rick's room and slamming the door.

There's no way to wash the clothes, and they don't really fit well, but they're vaguely more appropriate than his. Rick is hammering on the door, so he smashes the window with his head, climbs out, and drops down. He hasn't got a coat on, and it's raining. He hasn't got enough money for the bus. He turns Rick's collar up against the rain, and slopes off down the street.

"I think he's lost it." Rick says, going back downstairs. "And he bloody well better not stretch my jacket!"

"What are we going to do?" Neil wails.

"It's simple." Mike says. "He's gone funny because he's not scene changed. So we need to make him do a total reset."

"How?" Neil asks.

"Simple. We kill him." Mike says, casually. "And then he'll come back how he was."

"Bagsy I not be the one that has to try and kill him." Neil says, shuddering not at the thought of Vyv dying, but the thought what he'd do if they did half a job.

"I already said double bagsy." Rick says. "While you were on the stairs. Mike you have to kill him."

"Oh now I can't kill him, look at the size of me." Mike says. "Be reasonable Rick, he's a foot taller than me."

"Yeah, but you've got a gun." Rick says.

"It only shoots blanks, you know that." Mike shakes his head.

They argue for several more minutes about who has to kill Vyvyan, before collectively giving up on the idea, and going to find more scraps of furniture to burn in the fireplace.
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2016-10-26 05:46 pm

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It was almost liberating. For a whole week, he didn't change scene. Nobody bothered to visit. Nobody was watching. Perhaps, if he'd pushed himself, he could have forced a scene change, but why bother?

It meant the smell didn't come back when he bathed, after the first couple days. His hair unstiffened. His skin felt better. It was a surprise when, after four days, the studs fell out of his forehead, but he didn't care.

Alone, Vyvyan pondered his future. It was boring in the cell.

And then, it was all over. Released. Wilford is alive. He'd never been more relieved.

***

He has to muster every ounce of concentration not to change scene when he steps out the cell. If he's going to stay looking like this, he'll have to concentrate in every doorway, between every room. Sooner or later he will forget, he knows, but he's determined not to do it today.

He deposited a note at the bar.

'Wilf,
I know you came back, but I want to apple aplogy say sorry for causing your death. It was an accident, but I was careless, because I knew that you reset if you get hurt, and because I was bored and winding you up was funny.
I should have been more simplethetic, really. I know what it's like to reset every five minutes to look like a knobhead. We're probly the only two of our kind here, which doesn't mean we should be like poofs or anything, but perhaps if I hadn't been a bully we could have been mates or something.
Anyway, you're not dead, well done.
Vyvyan'


Now what? Young, clean, normal-looking, only slightly insane... where to go next?

He concentrates, heads outside, and lights a cigarette. Maybe he'll have to give these up if he's not going to reset. Probably worth it.
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2008-08-15 09:21 pm

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Vyvyan leads Seras in, picking up his giant super vacuum cleaner as he goes.

"The others aren't here yet, but the lads are, how much d'you want flirting with?"