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"Do you want me to answer that truthfully?"

She had not been able to find any blue contact lenses, so she was wearing a pair of blue sunglasses. The old fashioned kind. And with that she was just wearing a pair of black pants, and a white blouse.

"Well if you want your tits gawping at, the others are just through there. If you hang out with me until the party starts, you'll be safer."

She blinked at him from behind the old glasses.

"Okay," she said.

"I've made the vacuum cleaner super powered, wanna see?"

Why? is what she wanted to ask.

"Oh no," is what she said as she rubbed her forehead with a gloved hand. Yes, she is wearing long sleeves an gloves, remember the arm thing?

"Suit yourself." Vyvyan shrugs. "I gotta make an appearance, follow if you want."

He takes the hoover into the living room and, to the horror of his housemates, sets it going. It eats a rug, pulls the floorboards up, then shoots out the front window.

There is a Seras standing in the door of the filthy living room kitchen thing, horrified.

"Vyv, what the fuck?!" she nearly shouted, as she was quelling the urge to start cleaning.

"What are you doing here? The party hasn't started yet!" Rick yells at Seras as Vyvyan drags the vacuum in from outside, revealing a hippy caught in the suction.

"Rick, she's with me, shut up you girl." Vyv yells as Rick becomes distracted by the hippy they just sucked up.

Seras looks at Rick over the rims of her blue glasses.

"That's right, I am Vyvyan's friend," she said.

"Vyvyan you lying bastard! You said you didn't have to help tidy because you didn't have many friends!" Rick almost spits as he pushes the visiting hippy into the fridge.

Vyvyan totally ignores him, and beckons Seras to follow him upstairs again.

"He doesn't, you bastard," spat Seras back, her red eyes fairing behind her glasses, "I mean, come on he hates you, you git!"

She was rather pissed and followed Vyv up the stairs before she ripped Rick's arms off. She had totally forgotten the bag of cleaning supplies that Bar had given her in her hand. She also managed to get some booze and snacks to bring, and she had her own packet of blood.

"Ignore him." Vyvyan says, pushing open the door to his room. A pungeant odour wafts out, and he pushes a severed leg out of the way.

"Wanna drink of blue stuff?"

Seras turned around and stood in the hall.

"No, thanks," she said gulping air trying not to vomit.

"Suit yourself. I've just got to get in the camera shot."

Vyvyan carries the blue liquid downstairs, announces his intentions to the living room wall, and drinks it. All his hair drops out and he grins back up at Seras.

"You look.... I know bar gave me some turtle wax," she said digging through the bag as she crouched, pulling out cleaning supplies, booze, and packet of blood, 'Ah Ha!"

She had found the wax and a rag, and was ready to shine Vyv's head. He might blind someone.

The packet on the floor has a label of Medical blood. She had forgotten to get it in a thermos.

"Aw great!" Vyvyan bends down so she can shine his head. "You wanna glass for that?"

"Depends on if I can actually see through it," said Seras laughing as she shined the top of Vyv cranium," There."

She grinned, forgetting about sharp teeth.

Vyvyan finds one from nearby, and passes it over. It's vaguely translucent, but he may have been spitting in it.

"Here." He seems to be moving more quickly than usual...

She looked at it... And headed to the sink and washed it before using the glass.

Yes, she is that finicky.

"Thanks,' she said as she put the drink in the glass, it is thick and red.

"Sounds like the other guests are here." Vyvyan says, leaping from the top of the stairs to the bottom without apparent damage.

"Hi girls! Wanna see how many pressups I can do?"

He starts doing pressups. A lot.

Seras sipped her drink, out in the open. Hoping she would not have to see any more Vyvyan being stupid. She was suspecting that she was going to be wrong.

She gathered the empty packet and put it in the bag with the cleaning supplies. Yay, for bag of holding.

The booze and snacks were held out to Rick.

"Are you an alcoholic or something? The party hasn't started yet!" Rick yells, stamping his foot. He takes the food and drink.

Mike sidles up to Seras and slips his arm around her.

"Hey babe, you look ready to party."

Vyvyan is still doing press-ups.

"Nope, I was just being nice," she said, "I can't drink or eat this stuff, so I figured I'd bring my own drink."
She was suddenly bearing some of her teeth at Rick.

"You wanna loose that arm?" She asked Mike.

Rick makes a face and stomps off. Mike grins.

"I like a girl with spirit." he says, removing the arm anyway. "You really came with Vyv?"

Vyvyan is still doing pressups.

"Yes," she said, "He's a friend of mine."

Not to mention, zat you turned 'im, said a voice in her head, 'o is ziz guy? I will tear 'his arm off myself if he touches you again, my little flower.

She laughed at Pip's comments, "Anyway, my boyfriend," she screwed up her face at this as it was weird, "doesn't object. He thinks Vyv is a little thick, but he doesn't hate him."

You lie.

"You must be Mike," said Seras, "He's talked about you a bit."

again lie!

Yes, she knows more about Mike because of the blood thing.